DASHBOARD
CHIHUAHUA

3 guys, 1 band - (usually)

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About the Chihuahuas

The Dashboard Chihuahuas were hatched in the long-long ago on a 4th of July in the great
"Battle of the Beer-Soaked Beatle-Boots."
Hand stamped out of solid aluminum, they can withstand the heat of a thousand suns - but prefer airconditioning.

Current Chihuahuas

Timmy

Vox / Bass / Keys / Guitar

Long an afficianado of deadly viper-venom
hand-milked from deadly venom-vipers -
he brings a looming and menacing presence to the stage.

Actually, that's some other guy I'm thinking of.

JD

Vox / Guitar / Keys / Bass 

Is this on?

Hello?

I love that my sister is in this picture.

I thought she was dancing...

She told me she was looking
at the spider on the ceiling.

Scotty

Vox / Drums / Percussion / Stuff

After many years of touring, Mr Belisle
( he makes us call him that )
was voted Mustache Magazine's
"Man of the Year"
but was disqualified due to
tainted drug screenings and charges of
3rd degree badger-bothering,



Past/Present/Future Chihuahuas

Richard Gollwitzer 

Vox / Drums / Percussion

One of the founding members of the Chihuahuas
Enigmatic man of mystery, what does he do?
Even he doesn't know.

Last seen "somewhere" in "South Florida"
Presumed fed

He might be there when you see us next
- who can say?? 

Steve

Drums / Percussion 

"Bring it - on three"

The drumming machine!

Last seen wandering the earth
performing good deeds
armed only with his skill in Kung Fu

He might be there when you see us next
- who can say??

Chi - Chi

Mascot

Was busted selling fake "moon rocks"
to the "tourists"
at a certain "Mexican Pyramid"
by "Not the real Keith Richards"

Awaiting trial for:
3rd degree Monkey Mugging,
1st degree Parrot Popping.
Donkey dipping on a Tuesday.
Getting "Malcom in the Middle" canceled.
Right-saiding Fred - 'nuff said.

Chi Chi adamantly denies these
and a "host" of other charges.

Currently "ensconced" in the
Maricopa County lock up

Relationship status:
" It's complicated "




Schedule

Bay Point Concert Series. Panama City Beach, FL

June 25, 7-9


TBA

Your place !!


TBA

Your other place over there !!!

Special guest Mother's Finest


TBA

Flabby Betty's Boof Haus

( Children's Matinee )


TBA

Great Wall of China ( 3nights )

( w/special guest - Uncle Phred )


TBA

Budokan

( w/special guest - Cheap Trick )


TBA

Great Wall Deli, Sheyboygan

( w/special guest - Cheap Trick )


TBA

Eiffel Tower Pizzaria, Sheyboygan

( w/special guest - Uncle Phred's barber, Sal Manila )



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